Quite Possibly the Best Wedding Toast Ever.
Wedding recaps are coming soon, I promise! We get our pro pics on Friday and you’ll be so overloaded with wedding porn that you’ll be ready to scrape your eyeballs away from the screen before I’m through with you.
And on that note, there’s a video I’ve been wanting to post for a while. For me, the most meaningful parts of the wedding (aside from the vows, of course!) were the toasts. Who knew that the men in my life could be so sentimental?! Seriously, I was so blown away by the toasts of my step dad, father in law, and my own dad.
When our MC, my cousin KC, opened up the floor for anyone to make a toast, I panicked. No one wants to hear Drunk Uncle Phil (I don’t have a Drunk Uncle Phil but you get the idea) get up there and wax on for 20 minutes about his own miserable search for love and have it rounded out with ‘But you kids are gonna make it!’. However, my panic ended when I saw my former housemate walk up calm, cool, collected and on a mission. Scotto is a man of very few words but those words usually make you fall on the floor in tears (pain? joy? Hard to tell sometimes) He is the master of the non sequitur and living with him and his wife (MOH!) filled my life with enough humor to last a lifetime. No really, their jokes are still funny to me all these years later.
Anyway, this has got to be one of the best wedding toasts I’ve ever seen and I wanted to share. Enjoy!