Barack Obama pick-up lines
Change the main noun in a pick up line to ‘Barack Obama’ and see what happens. For example:
1. Excuse me, are you Barack Obama? Because I think I just fell in love with America.
2. Are you Barack Obama? Because heaven’s missing an angel
3. Am I dead Barack Obama? ‘Cause this feels like heaven!
4. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I met Barack Obama.
5. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in Barack Obama.
6. You must be Barack Obama because you just stole my heart.
7. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put Barack and Obama together.
8. You must be Barack Obama ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.
9. How do you want your Barack Obama in the morning? Unfertilized.
10. That Barack Obama looks great on you but it’d look better on my floor.
11. You must be Barack Obama ’cause you Barack Obama’n me crazy!
And I just have to include these pick-up lines because they are TERRIBLE but awesome. Courtesy of www.pick-up-lines.info :
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
Got two nipples for a dime?
Etc. Add your own!