Oi vey…Diablo Cody…why?!
I watched the Oscars and while I was totally thrilled that Juno’s writer won for Best Screenplay, I remember participating in an awkward squirmy dance on the couch while I watched her walk up and off the stage. Poor girl had to hold her dress around her lady bits so she wouldn’t pull a Britney.
I’m so glad the Fug Girls have commented on this because they say what I want to say so much more eloquently than I ever could.
Quote: AWKWARD. How do you NOT do a quick crotch-check before you leave the house? And when she hugged Harrison Ford, she probably said, “Oh my GOD, Han, I think the front row just saw that my bikini line is waxed in the shape of Jason Bateman’s face.” So WALK the dress. Take it for a test drive. Practice your acceptance speech in the mirror, and make sure that your birth canal isn’t inviting Jack Nicholson for a pleasure cruise while you’re dedicating your award to the producers and The Children and what-have-you.