Cake or Death?
The following IM conversation has nothing to do with anything creative, nothing to do with tango, science, or things that will make me a better person. It’s just silly.
Conversation between Eric and myself:
me: Hello Mr. Lippert…I have a question for you
ericlippert: Good morning Ms. Fluvial.
What can I do for you?
me: Why isn’t there any gambling in Africa?
I deny the premise of the question.
me: too many CHEETAHS!
me: oh, I kill myself
ericlippert: Not if I get there first.
ericlippert: Jokes like that deserve the ultimate sanction.
Cake, or death.